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An Intelligent Bug
i was in my backyard and i bent over to pick up a stick and i noticed a bug flying towards me about eight feet away. The reason why i noticed it was because it had changed direction when i bent over. It wasnt a curving turn like what a wasp will do as its trying to avoid you as it flies past. This was a sharp, distinct zag.
i instinctively stood up and i saw it again sharply change direction. It was definitely in attack mode and now about five feet away! i made an evasive lean inwards and it changed again. Coming straight at my face!
Then at the last second, i reactively turned my head and i swear, it changed direction again.
SPLAT! It hit me directly in the eye with a huge gushing mess. im saying i had to scoop this goop out of my eye twice. And the big black bug gets up and flies away!
This was not an ordinary bug. This was an AI-controlled, bug-sized drone.
⚡️ Only an AI has that fast of a reaction time: It made four corrections to its flight path in just seconds and still stayed on target.
🦟 Bugs that fly are not slimy. This bug left an enormous amount of goop in my eye.
🪦 A bug, having lost that much mass, would surely have to be dead. This bug flew away.
🚁 A bug, so determined to attack me, confirming its intention four times; to then not bite or sting me and if when able to, to not return and continue attacking, tells me that that was its attack. Mission Accomplished. Return to Base.
About a week later, i get this strange pressure building in the tear duct of that same eye. During the next week, the pressure continued / increased. im not sure how long it took, but eventually / soon i could actually feel something when i scraped my fingernail over it. i tried for a month; to dig it out that way with no success and it was driving me crazy. Then one day at work i decided that when i got home, i was gonna have a surgery on myself.
i had gathered everything in the bathroom: fire, styptic powder, tweezers, and a splinter removal kit. i started with the flat spade part of the splinter tool and scraped. i could definitely feel it in the tear duct. It took awhile, but i was determined to either pop it or drag it out and eventually i did. My eye felt instantly better. Removed from it was a little black speck which i saved on the edge of the splinter tool until i could transfer it to a microscope slide.
The first pic attached is at 100x with back-light only. Then the same at 400x. The third pic is at 100x, but lit from a light-source from above. What do you think? Is this a parasite? Could it be what some guy on Quora calls a BCI?
Notice its boxing glove arms. i think those are its elbows and its hands / hooks are still gripped firmly inside my tear duct.
The only other thing id like to point out is its ‘face’ and i wonder are there any ‘humans’ on this planet with similar features?
And i have questions like:
Why? and
Why me?
i instinctively stood up and i saw it again sharply change direction. It was definitely in attack mode and now about five feet away! i made an evasive lean inwards and it changed again. Coming straight at my face!
Then at the last second, i reactively turned my head and i swear, it changed direction again.
SPLAT! It hit me directly in the eye with a huge gushing mess. im saying i had to scoop this goop out of my eye twice. And the big black bug gets up and flies away!
This was not an ordinary bug. This was an AI-controlled, bug-sized drone.
⚡️ Only an AI has that fast of a reaction time: It made four corrections to its flight path in just seconds and still stayed on target.
🦟 Bugs that fly are not slimy. This bug left an enormous amount of goop in my eye.
🪦 A bug, having lost that much mass, would surely have to be dead. This bug flew away.
🚁 A bug, so determined to attack me, confirming its intention four times; to then not bite or sting me and if when able to, to not return and continue attacking, tells me that that was its attack. Mission Accomplished. Return to Base.
About a week later, i get this strange pressure building in the tear duct of that same eye. During the next week, the pressure continued / increased. im not sure how long it took, but eventually / soon i could actually feel something when i scraped my fingernail over it. i tried for a month; to dig it out that way with no success and it was driving me crazy. Then one day at work i decided that when i got home, i was gonna have a surgery on myself.
i had gathered everything in the bathroom: fire, styptic powder, tweezers, and a splinter removal kit. i started with the flat spade part of the splinter tool and scraped. i could definitely feel it in the tear duct. It took awhile, but i was determined to either pop it or drag it out and eventually i did. My eye felt instantly better. Removed from it was a little black speck which i saved on the edge of the splinter tool until i could transfer it to a microscope slide.
The first pic attached is at 100x with back-light only. Then the same at 400x. The third pic is at 100x, but lit from a light-source from above. What do you think? Is this a parasite? Could it be what some guy on Quora calls a BCI?
Notice its boxing glove arms. i think those are its elbows and its hands / hooks are still gripped firmly inside my tear duct.
The only other thing id like to point out is its ‘face’ and i wonder are there any ‘humans’ on this planet with similar features?
And i have questions like:
Why? and
Why me?
